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I'm an unemployed writer just hanging out in my Marble Palace trying to figure out what life has to offer. I love books, conspiracy theories, Marching Bands and Colorguards, and I'm pretty obsessed with Seth MacFarlane.
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Seth MacFarlane standing in my living room...who needs more than that.